Lady GaGa has had a week of talking about her lady parts, or moaning about something and nothing. It seems that eveytime she’s opened her mouth this week she was actually talking out of ‘mary’ instead!

Case One: GaGa’s “vagina” was apparantly offended by rumours that she had both girl and boy parts downstairs.

Case Two: GaGa loves using a vibrator and has a special relationship with hers as it makes her “happy” (there wouldn’t be any point if it didn’t make you happy love!)

Case Three: GaGa has been complaining about being compared to other female singers… the likes of Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani and Amy Winehouse to be precise – get a grip GaGa!

To conclude… GaGa needs to go away and think about what she has done this week! We do not want to think about the state of her ‘purse’ or what she puts into it to pleasure herself – too much information, honestly… call yourself a ‘Lady‘! Stick to what you do best…